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Is it me, or is there an extant market for a Dominatrix Yoga Instructor out there?

Seriously. I mean, you've already got this incredibly fit woman telling you to get into and stay in various positions (the most common of which is Adho Mukha Svanasana- "face down dog"). If you get it wrong, she'll chasten you, and then come over and wrench you into the correct position, followed by: "That's good!"

Slap on a latex corset and give her a whip and you're already halfway there.

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No, I think it's just you dude.

I'm going to do some market research on this.

NO, it's definitely NOT just you... although if she had on spiked thigh high leather boots.... WHOOOAAA MOMMAA!

You guys are weird. Although I do know a professional yoga instructor who is fond of her leather boots...only knee-high though, and no spikes. I decline to speculate as to the likelihood of her owning a corset for being slapped-upside-the-head reasons.

Maybe you're weird and we're just normal?

Maybe so! But I don't think so. I Googled "dominatrix yoga instructor" and it came up inconclusive, so you may have a niche that can be exploited, for possible monetary gain.

"Danzors' BDSM yoga emporium", I can see it now.

Well ... I'm not sure the market is big enough to support an EMPORIUM ... but that whole 'get fit via stripping lessons' thing went down a treat, maybe this is just an extension of that, and the media will eat it up?

There's already one, in New York - mega popular classes.

"Start spreading the news ... I'm leaving today."

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